- Age: 69
- Sex: Male
Dr. Clash is an F-Zero engineer unable to give up his dream of becoming an F-Zero pilot. He created a special gadget to compensate for his limited athletic abilities, and, after spending years of research to customize his F-Zero machine, finally got to race.
One of the super genius types, Theodore Clash grew up getting straight A's and winning Science Fairs. But for all his intelligence, he never got attention from cute girls like athletes. He was simply a geek, or as he called himself, a "supertonic geekoid". He's got talents as an atomic scientist, an engineer, and an inventor. He even enjoys old-time Rock-n-Roll of Earth. But his main area of knowledge is in F-Zero machines. He holds seventeen patents on F-Zero technology and has personally worked on the creation of eight of the machines currently racing.
However, years of watching people win F-Zero races took their toll and Dr. Clash made the decision to join in the races himself. He designed his own machine, the Crazy Bear . Having no athletic abilities himself, he designed a gadget to assist him in racing to put him on equal grounds with the other more skilled pilots. He joined in the Grand Prix as a new racer looking up at veterans like Pico , Dr. Stewart , Samurai Goroh , and Captain Falcon . Thanks to his new career as a pilot, for the first time in his life he's getting attention... as well as fan letters. Unfortunately, the time he joined was when the great accident happened. But thanks to his gadget, he survived with small wounds. He recovered afterwards, and was disapointed when he heard that the Grand Prix was set to 4 racers at a time, and Clash wouldn't be in the next one. But people praised him still especially at how he survived the crash. Clash was kind of happy at this, but still wanted to race.
Luck struck three years later when the Grand Prix was back on line at the time of F-Zero X. Dr. Clash reentered and raced in the Grand Prix. Clash was testing an experiment for the race, so he wanted to win. He didn't though, and reentered a year later in the F-Zero GX.
The beggining of the race
He was still testing his experiment for the race. After going through all the cups, with considerably surpirising results, Clash waited for the Grand Prix race, while spending his time as a bartender in a pub at Mute City .
The Bet Race
There they were hosting a bet race. Clash entered and waited. He saw Captain Falcon make a deal with "Ironman" Silver to join in disguise as Famicom. Clash laughed when he saw the costume. At the Bet race, he lost, but still got paid.
The aftermath of the race
Finally the Grand Prix race came. Clash raced as hard as he could, but lost. But Clash won't give up that easily.
Clash was unable to join the bonus Grand Prix, F-Zero AX , but reentered in GP Legend. Clash was really into it and wanted to still finish his expirement. He again lost, but was able to finish the expirement. (Seriously, who the hell approved this shit?)
He was being escorted by Captain Falcon back to his home on Mute City Earth but was captured by Zoda . Clash was brought to Black Shadow . Shadow attempted to have him killed, because he was lead scientist to the Federation. But Captain Falcon came to save the day and defeated Black Shadow, and rescued Clash. Clash was very thankful to Falcon for this, then fondled him gently. After that it is unknown if Clash ever reentered men.
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